MAYOR YOVAL RANTS

and hopefully convinces you to move to fleefletown

Mayor Yoval here! Meep City kind of sucks (sorry, Mom), don't you think? It's probably much better up in Fleefletown. In fact you can check out our page on Meeptropolis, if you want (and you definitely do)! See how many exclamation points I'm using?? Do you see them!? Aren't I way more fun and exciting than the Meep City mayor is? Who is the Meep City mayor, anyways? I have no idae. Oh shoot, I misspelled idea. But look, everyone makes mistakes, even me, the Mayor! And yes, Mayor is capitalized because FLEEF FLEEF FLEEFLE I'm just so special! Wow, golly! Hahahaha! In Fleefletown, it's totally fine to make mistakes, and mistakes are just an opportunity to improve. Did you know Evangeline and Billy (who are, like, even cooler than me) are fleefles? They are! Wow! That's why you should move to Fleefletown. Meep City might have one Evangeline worshipping place but Fleefletown has three! THREE!!!